趣味閱讀|全球最糟糕語言有哪些

前幾天，我的朋友告訴我美國人做了一個投票網(wǎng)站，叫做TheTopTens。上面有各式各樣的投票和排名，例如：全世界最正的妹子、最好聽的歌、最棒的網(wǎng)游，bla bla bla。。。其中有個帖子吸引了我的注意，那就是Worst Language in the World（全世界最糟糕的語言）。看到這個標(biāo)題，我們就知道中文一定上榜了！但是你知道還有哪些語言與中文共同擠進(jìn)了前十名嗎？來看今天的趣味閱讀吧。

>>>點擊咨詢靠譜的雅思/托福培訓(xùn)機構(gòu)

Worst Language in the World完整榜單：

第一名：American English/美式英語

第二名：Chinese/漢語

第三名：German/德語

第四名：Hindi/印地語

第五名：French/法語

第六名：Arabic/阿拉伯語

第七名：Old English/古英語

第八名：Korean/韓語

第九名：Italian/意大利語

第十名：Tamil/泰米爾語

>>>點擊進(jìn)行留學(xué)規(guī)劃

下面我們挑選幾種語言（一般是咱們中國學(xué)生的留學(xué)目的國），看看網(wǎng)友們是如何腦洞大開地吐槽他們的。

美式英語：  >>>點擊進(jìn)行美國留學(xué)咨詢

（很多人覺得美式英語怎么可以算是一種語言呢？不要笑！英式英語、非洲裔美國人英語和英國的約克郡英語也都上榜了?。?/p>

Use our proper English English! We really don't mind if you do! Why ruin a perfectly good language! （這肯定是個英國網(wǎng)友說的，BrE VS. AmE，還沒有分出勝負(fù)）

American English is also known as "Bastard English". It does not need any more explanation at all. If you disagree, then you may not know American English at all. YO!

It sounds like someone's been sick. I can't listen to it, if I hear it on the tellie, I'll turn is off, or change channel to the BBC. I think it's the worst language in the world. Those Americans really can't speak English. Bloody awful, it should be banned.

漢語：

（我們偉大的母語不知道被黑了多少次）

Oh my god! It's not a language, it's a real IQ program for our memory! Can you imagine how many hieroglyph (象形文字) you are supposed to memorize to speak?! More than 9000! It's terrible?。ㄕf中文字太難學(xué)?。?/p>

Probably, the main reason I find Chinese language so annoying is that their sound are connected strongly to the bad manners of certain groups of Chinese people in my country. I have seen a lot of Chinese students speaking super loudly in a school cafeteria and start arguing in public spaces as if there are no other people around, but above all, the worst was how they spoke while their mouth full of food accompanied by a constant chewing sound.

Whenever I hear Chinese people speaking Chinese language, it makes me recall those disagreeable memories, which make me awfully annoyed. This feelings make me so perplexed at the same time because I have several good Chinese friends and ancient Chinese literary class was my favorite when I was in high school (ancient Chinese is still a required course and very popular in Japanese high school).

If there is any Chinese reading this, I want to apologize beforehand that my comment may sound a bit offensive. （顯然，這是一個日本網(wǎng)友的留言）

Definitely Chinese. The Chinese language is just so repulsive. It's not that it's hard to learn, the intonations and pitches and even characters are fairly easy to learn. I can actually speak Chinese, unlike some other people who can't and therefore don't deserve to judge the language. If I said Chinese is a bad language because it's hard to speak, that would mean that I'm a loser who didn't have the determination to learn Chinese and gave up but I'm not saying that. I'm saying Chinese is the world's worst language because it sounds plain awful. All of its dialects {especially the Shanghai dialect} sound horrible, there are no dialects that sound good at all. I also find the Chinese culture highly repulsive and sometime outright barbaric! The Chinese have awful manners. If you don't believe me, why don't you check out a story about what Chinese tourists did to Disneyland in Taiwan. It's a good story, trust me. （上海話躺槍）

古英語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行英國留學(xué)咨詢

（學(xué)英語文學(xué)的同學(xué)應(yīng)該深有體會吧）

Let's get something straight. Old English does NOT mean Shakespeare English or King James Bible English. Shakespeare could not understand Old English. The term "Old English" does NOT mean "English that is old"; it refers to the language that English originated from, which is often called "Anglo-Saxon", as it was spoken by the Angles and the Saxons. Shakespeare spoke early modern English, which was spoken many hundreds of years after Old English had died. If you want to see Old English, Google an untranslated version of Beowulf. （莎士比亞的英語已經(jīng)很難懂了，更久遠(yuǎn)的英語就更是天書惹?。?/p>

法語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行法國留學(xué)咨詢

（哈哈！動詞變位！冠詞！代詞！介詞！真是讓學(xué)法語的孩紙分分鐘淚奔。曾經(jīng)有法國人說法語比拉丁語還難，想想就覺得心塞）

Hey guys, let's make a language where you don't pronounce the last sixty-five letters of every word, meaning that you get end up with some of the most important words of the language sounding like each other, and must rely completely on context unless you're reading it ("il" and "ils"; "a" and "à"; "es," "est," and "et"). Yeah, great language. As long as you're reading/writing it. （法語很多單詞詞尾的字母不發(fā)音，讓聽力變得十分困難~看來外國網(wǎng)友也hold不住啊）

I am French, and yeah, while people who aren't French may find this language "beautiful", it is in fact incredibly ugly and rude. People who think that French is beautiful are either non-French people, or French people who are narrow-minded (and unfortunately there are so many of them, which is why French people have an extremely bad reputation for their lack of respect and manners). （這位法國網(wǎng)友黑起自己的語言和同胞也是毫不留情，你要不要來中國拜金星老師為師吧）

德語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行德國留學(xué)咨詢

（這門語言真是讓人無力吐槽，復(fù)雜的語法結(jié)構(gòu)比法語更恐怖，嚇?biāo)廊巳牵?/p>

German is a throat disease, not a language I've learned German at school and it sounds like you have a serious throat disease. But German can be nice sometimes if it's spoken by a man not by a woman, woman sounds terrible when she speaks German. Man sounds more pleasant when they speak German. （德語根本不是一門語言，而是一種咽喉疾?。『孟钠絻r?。?/p>

A really ugly sounding language! I live two years now in Germany and I really cannot understand why there are people who want to learn this language. It is harsh, complex and with no reasonable grammatical background. Even the native German speakers are not using the language properly. I am still struggling to improve my skills. I will vote German as the by far worst sounding language (no offense). （在德國住了2年了，竟然發(fā)現(xiàn)德國人都說不好德語。這是真的嗎？）

意大利語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行意大利留學(xué)咨詢

（不要以為意大利語很美妙，那只是在歌劇里，復(fù)雜的變位和機構(gòu)可以分分鐘虐死你）

As a Romanian person who lives in Italy I can agree with the idea that this language is just horrible. As much as you might think it's actually "cute" or so, when you'll see how it actually is... it's just annoying to listen .Also people think it's melodic and I don't consider it to be anyway close to that. Going a bit off from this subject. Their organization is the worst I've ever seen. The only thing I like is the environment and nothing more. Sorry to all the Italians, but this is what a foreigner thinks about your country & language. （這位羅馬尼亞網(wǎng)友，讓你吐槽語言，你說別人國家干嘛？還有，羅馬尼亞與和意大利語也是有很近的親緣關(guān)系的，相煎何太急?。?/p>

Italian language is definitively the most lurid, awful, horrible language it's unfortunately possible to hear, but it's the exact image of what is Italy and Italian people, so boring, annoying, bumpkin, yokel. （嗶嗶嗶，警察叔叔，這里有人人身攻擊！把他抓起來！）

韓語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行韓國留學(xué)咨詢

（棒子語上榜了~不要打我~喜歡長腿歐巴的人去找美國人吧，畢竟網(wǎng)站是他們辦的）

I think Korean sounds annoying, it seems harsh and masculine. I hate how they drag the vowels; a's, o's and e's. It's so hard to listen to K-pop can hardly make out each word, the words don't have an individual sound it’s like strung together. （第一個吐槽的是發(fā)音，尤其是元音）

Extremely harsh. Worse than Chinese. （這。。。我們應(yīng)該開心一下嗎？）

Seriously I don't understand how anyone could like Korean language. It sounds harsh, rude, and angry not to mention super whinny. I feel like slapping them every time I hear them. And they have no manner and don't really mind their environment when they talk with this barbaric language. So annoying. （天惹！竟然出現(xiàn)了barbaric這個詞，從來沒有人用這個詞形容一門語言）

西班牙語：   >>>點擊進(jìn)行西班牙留學(xué)咨詢

（雖然西班牙語是第14名，并沒上榜，但是作為中國學(xué)生比較喜歡的留學(xué)國家，這門語言也吸引了我的注意~而且西班牙語被黑得可不輕）

Really easy at first, but very difficult as you progress to higher levels. Too much idioms, impossible to learn as a foreigner. 14 tenses, some of them really useless. Almost impossible for a foreigner to understand natives speaking due to high speed and sound variance. The most deceiving language in the world: seems easy to learn, but it is almost impossible to advance after the first easy steps. A total waste of time. （開頭容易，后面難。我可以向大家保證，西班牙語確實是這樣的）

It's not as flexible as English is; you can bend and play with the rules of our English language because, put simply, it's the most advanced in the world. Languages become more advanced as they combine to create modern tongues (super-languages). English is a combination of the entirety of Romance and Germanic, therefore it is the most advanced. Spanish is a trashy, watered-down（稀釋的） version of Latin. （英語的進(jìn)化程度的確很高，但是也不要這樣說別人?。?/p>

I hate Spanish! Everyone in my family speaks this language. I am like, the only one on my family that can't speak Spanish. This is because it's so HARD to learn! If it was easy, it would be a great language, but no. （作為家里面唯一一個不會西班牙語的成員，我們只能給予你同情了）

上面這些吐槽還是蠻有意思的，有些稍微帶有一些“有色眼鏡”。其實，學(xué)習(xí)語言是一個非常漫長的過程，都會遇到各式各樣的困難。但是，如果你選擇學(xué)習(xí)某種語言，請一定做好心理準(zhǔn)備，既然選擇就不用放棄，堅定地走下去。這樣你一定可以取得語言學(xué)習(xí)的成功的！加油！

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